lame post

I sit with my eyes staring blankly at the computer screen. An advert pops up when I open a new page using mozilla firefox. It suggests people like you and me to use vimax pills because they say it will be beneficial for us. I think it must be very interesting but I have no money to buy it or at least my hard earned will be more beneficial to be used for my next visit to the barber. Or at least to be used to buy me a lunch. Suddenly i feel something. I feel wanna eat.

Punch line

I just submitted a punch line that may be taken seriously by readers digest editorial to be published as filler. Well i just try my luck. With or without luck i have no loss at all. If i tread on luck then $100 is mine haha
It goes like this

"Why do certain people take LSD pills? They do it just because they are Lonely, Single and Desperate"