in your face

Overly Excited Cook

2012-01-03T02:40:00.000-08:00

Gas bill is slashed further by cooking really close to the heat source.

Suicidal Masturbation- 16 y-o Brazilian boy dead

2011-12-19T06:36:00.000-08:00

A tragedy has shocked the residents of Rubiataba, interior of Goiás A 16-year-old died after masturbating 42 times without stopping. According to reports, he had started around midnight, and turned all night doing the masturbation sequences without giving range. Finished and started another one. The boy's mother had suspected his compulsion to practice the act. "It was every hour, equal to the result of tele-sena, had already set up to take him to the doctor," said the young man's mother. In the school where the teenager attended, the classmates made a tribute. One of his colleagues, in conversation with the reporting of G17, said the boy was so compulsive that we always ask to connect to Web-cam on the Internet, at dawn. On the computer of the teen was found about 17 million videos erotic and 600 million photos.

Highway speed control

2011-12-11T01:18:00.000-08:00

The illegitimate Son of Majin Buu

2011-12-11T01:17:00.001-08:00

Norwegian mass murderer declared insane

2011-11-29T05:26:00.000-08:00

Anders Behring Breivik was declared insane and may face compulsory treatment for killing 77 people in his July 22 twin attacks on Oslo government offices and a Labor Party youth camp south of the Norwegian capital.

Breivik suffers from paranoid schizophrenia and is "delusional" according to a court ordered evaluation, prosecutor Svein Holden said yesterday at a press conference in Oslo, after being presented with a 243-page report by forensic psychiatrists Torgeir Husby and Synne Soerheim. The report was based on 13 talks with Breivik over a 36-hor period.

The evaluation, which will need approval by the Board of Forensic Medicine, may mean that the 32-year-old will be placed in compulsory psychiatric treatment, potentially for as long as life, rather than prison. A trial will be needed to establish guilt, prosecutor Inga Bejer Engh said at the briefing

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/world/norway-gunman-breivik-declared-insane-20111130-1o5in.html#ixzz1f6Kg7FAZ

Kim Kardashian files for divorce...72 days after the lavishly wedding extravaganza

2011-10-31T22:04:00.000-07:00

Just 72 days after their $10 million wedding, Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from Kris Humphries on Monday, documents at TMZ confirm. The reality star also confirmed the news to Ryan Seacrest. "Yes @kimkardashian is filing for divorce this morning," Seacrest tweeted. "I touched base with her, getting a statement in just a few minutes."

"There were rumors up until the wedding and after the wedding," Seacrest added Monday during his radio show. "Looks like this is true and she is filing this morning (Oct. 31)."

Booring. Not surprised at all

The Meaning behind an Org Chart

2011-10-08T22:17:00.000-07:00

Future drunkards

2011-06-01T10:29:00.000-07:00

Carlsberg making a politically incorrect moves to these school kids!

Nelly Furtado and the Gaddafi connection

2011-02-28T05:55:00.000-08:00

A serious Post: The Beginning of the demise of Facebook?

2011-01-08T05:39:00.000-08:00

Mark Zuckerberg is Time's Man of the Year, the movie about him seems likely to be an Oscar winner, and now Goldman Sachs is raising $1.5 billion from its favorite investors on behalf of the social networking company.

At the very same moment, Facebook's only real competitor --NewsCorps' waning social networking site, MySpace -- is shedding employees and expenses, most likely in hopes of a fire sale.

But appearances can be deceiving. In fact, as I read the situation, we are witnessing the beginning of the end of Facebook. These aren't the symptoms of a company that is winning, but one that is cashing out.

Indeed, 11 years ago this week, when AOL announced its $350 billion merger with Time Warner, I was asked to write an OpEd for the New York Times explaining.....

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Obese Ride

2011-01-08T05:26:00.000-08:00

Tell ya. You should lose some stones!

Beer Goggles!

2011-01-08T03:46:00.000-08:00

It is all due to Beer goggles!

Cute at War

2011-01-06T04:22:00.000-08:00

source: imgur

Write your Last Wish On Facebook Part II

2011-01-06T03:20:00.000-08:00

A depressed charity worker killed herself as Facebook users mocked a suicide note she left on the social networking website.

So-called Facebook ‘friends’ of Simone Back responded with cruel messages after she posted a message that read: ‘Took all my pills be dead soon so bye bye every one.’

One user replied calling her a liar who ‘overdoses all the time’ while another said it was ‘her choice’. Miss Back, 42, is thought to have been dying of an overdose as the messages were posted on Christmas Day.

Yesterday Miss Back’s mother demanded to know why none of her daughter’s 1,082 Facebook friends tried to save her.

Jennifer Langridge, 60, said: ‘Nobody told me anything about it until the following day when I was sent a text saying “Get help”. I am disabled so can’t get up the stairs to Simone’s flat so I called the police straight away. It is upsetting to think nobody did anything for my daughter.’

Miss Back’s friend, Samantha Owen, said: ‘Everyone just carried on arguing with each other on Facebook like it wasn’t happening. Some of those people lived within walking distance of Simone.

‘If one person just left their computer and went to her house her life could have been saved.’

Miss Back posted her final status update at 10.53pm on Christmas Day. At 11pm, one of Miss Back’s friends wrote in response: ‘She ODs all the time and she lies.’

An hour later a Facebook user wrote: ‘Did you catch the part about Simone taking pills?? .. the ‘bye bye’ part?? Did anyone go by personally and check on Simone.. or call 999?? what’s wrong with you people??’

The first friend responded: ‘She does it all the time, takes all of her pills,’ adding: ‘She’s not a kid anymore.’

Another Facebook user replied: ‘If any of you lot actually call yourself a friend one of you should call around and see if she’s ok, so glad I don’t personally know any of you, heartless.’

After the discovery of Miss Back’s body on Boxing Day, Mrs Langridge posted a message on her daughter’s page: ‘My daughter Simone passed away today so please leave her alone now.’

Miss Back, from Brighton, is thought to have had relationship troubles.

A spokesman for the site insisted the safety of its users was of “paramount importance”.

A statement said Facebook was “deeply saddened” to hear of Ms Back’s death.

'We have a close working relationship with the Samaritans and have a process in place whereby friends and family who are concerned about someone can report it to us through the help centre,” it said.

'A team of trained professionals are then able to review the case and the Samaritans will make contact with the person at risk.'

Write your Last Wish On Facebook Part I

2011-01-06T03:11:00.000-08:00

KUALA LUMPUR: “It was the first and the last time he said he loved me in 22 years of knowing him. And now, he’s gone,” sobbed air stewardess, Chelvin Kong, 28, recalling her last conversation with her brother.

He committed suicide in the wee hours of Wednesday last week. Stating she and her brother, Alviss, 22, had drifted apart since she moved to Brunei after getting married and joining the Royal Brunei Airlines some nine years ago, they still stayed in touch via Facebook.

"I would check his status updates on Facebook before going to bed and we would tease and exchange comments with each other," Chelvin told The Malay Mail.

She became concerned when she saw Alviss' status at 11.15pm on Tuesday, stating there was a 45-minute countdown to the end of his life.

“At first, I thought he was joking," said Chelvin. "What freaked me out was him asking me to take care of the family, especially my mum.”

Taken aback by Alviss' comments, Chelvin said: “Never once had he expressed such mushy words in all the years I had known him.”

Chelvin then tried to call her brother about 1.30am.

When she did not get a response, she contacted her father to check on Alviss. Her father told her Alviss was at his usual mamak spot near their apartment, having a drink with his friends.

Chelvin then persuaded her father to go to the mamak stall and call her from there.

“I spoke to Alviss when my father passed the phone to him. When I scolded him for not answering his handphone, his excuse was he had not heard it ringing. He told me the Facebook comments were just a joke and that he was pulling a prank on his friends.

”During the call, Chelvin said he assured her everything was fine and told her to go to sleep. Reassured, Chelvin called it a night. Thus, she was shocked to get a call from her father later at 3.30am telling her Alviss had jumped off the 14th floor of the apartment building.

“I heard a loud noise and when I looked down from the veranda. It was Alviss lying covered in blood on a car at the ground floor," he had told her.

It is learnt Alviss had been emotionally istressed over a recent breakup with his girlfriend.

Chelvin said she knew about her brother's relationship and learnt the couple had split from his Facebook relationship status update.

It is learnt Alviss and his ex-girlfriend were together for four months. Both had been blogging about the end of the relationship.
Alviss

LAST PICTURE ALIVE: Alviss' final Facebook photo

In a farewell note on his Facebook profile page, Alviss posted one last picture of himself tearing up. Alviss' father, a taxi driver, was disappointed at not being informed his son had been harbouring suicidal thoughts.

Declining to be named, the 60-year-old said he learnt only later that Alviss had confided to his friends about his heartbreak.

He felt they should have alerted a family member, whether or not it was a prank.

"I was there at the mamak stall with Alviss. His friends could have alerted me then about the comments and his conversations with them."

He denied barring the ex-girlfriend from visiting his son's body last Thursday.

“I'm not angry with his ex-girlfriend. She can come and pay her respects if she wants.”

Noting Alviss had introduced the woman as his girlfriend a few months back, he said: "Why didn't he think about his family as much as he did for a girl he only knew for four months?"

Meanwhile, Alviss' mother had yet to be informed of his death as she is reportedly emotionally weak and the family was waiting for the right time to break the news.

She is currently in Brunei to help care for Chelvin’s newborn daughter and is still under the impression the couple had rushed to KL on an urgent work matter.

Mutual friends of the ex-couple were seen outside the funeral parlour at Jirat Kwong Tong here on Friday night.

“We are all here to show support when his ex-girlfriend arrives. To us, no one is to be blamed here. We don’t want reporters to question her about anything," said one of the friends at the wake.

“Speculation from family, friends and the media stating his ex-girlfriend is the cause of the suicide should end. What has happened was just a breakup, common among youngsters these days," said another friend.

A better world needs better people

2010-09-19T19:49:00.000-07:00

Let us live in peace and harmony.Salut

"Brace for impact. We are facing a double-dip recession"

2010-09-17T08:16:00.000-07:00

Number of poor in US jumps to record 43.7 million

By Karin Zeitvogel (AFP) – 23 hours ago

WASHINGTON — The number of people living in poverty in the United States leapt by nearly four million last year to 43.7 million, the highest number since the US Census began collecting data on America's poor 51 years ago, officials said Thursday.

One in seven people lived below the poverty line in 2009 in the world's richest nation, or on less than 22,000 dollars a year for a family of four.

That put the poverty rate at 14.3 percent, the highest level since 1994, said David Johnson, head of the US Census Bureau's housing and household economic division.

The number of people without health insurance also reached a sorry record, sweeping past the 50 million mark last year for the first time, Johnson said as the Census Bureau released its annual report on poverty, income and health insurance coverage.

Just under 51 million Americans had no health insurance in 2009, up from 46.3 million in 2008, according to the census report, based on data collected early this year.

"This is the highest number of uninsured since 1987, the first year comparable health insurance data were collected," said Johnson, linking the spikes in both the number of poor and uninsured in the United States to the dull economy and rising unemployment.

Poverty hit blacks and Hispanics twice as hard as whites and Asians, according to the Census data. Around a quarter of African-Americans and Hispanics lived in poverty, compared with 12.3 percent of whites and 12.5 percent of Asians.

Children were also hit hard by the rising rate of poverty, with more than one in five under-18s, or 15.5 million kids from all ethnic groups, living in poverty last year compared to 19 percent, or 14.1 million kids, in 2008.

Ten percent of all kids in the United States, or 7.5 million children, had no health insurance, roughly the same number and rate as in 2008.

While the numbers of Americans living in poverty were high, they fell short of the 45 million that experts had predicted, thanks to median incomes holding steady at just under 50,000 dollars a year and poverty actually falling among senior citizens.

President Barack Obama seized on the slivers of good news among the bad, saying the steps taken by his administration had helped millions of Americans to keep their heads above water in an ailing economy.

"The data released today ... remind us that a historic recession does not have to translate into historic increases in family economic insecurity," Obama said.

"Because of the Recovery Act and many other programs providing tax relief and income support to a majority of working families -- and especially those most in need -- millions of Americans were kept out of poverty last year," he said.

"The substantial expansion of the Children?s Health Insurance Program (CHIP) helped inoculate our children from the economic distress experienced by their parents, as there was little change in the percentage of children without health insurance."

Ron Haskins, a senior fellow at Washington-based think-tank the Brookings Institution, agreed with Obama that the social safety net had "kept many Americans, children and adults, from falling into poverty.

"Our public programs, especially food stamps, unemployment insurance and Medicaid, have been exceptionally responsive in this recession. They have responded exactly as they were intended to and kept many people out of poverty.

"The story for the elderly, where poverty declined, is in large part a Social Security story, and that's a public program too," he added.

"But any time that child poverty goes up by 1.4 million kids, that's bad news," Haskins told AFP.

The poverty picture was unlikely to improve in the short-term, said Brookings fellow Isabel Sawhill, predicting the recession will cause 10 million more people, including six million children, to join the ranks of the poor by the middle of the decade.

Copyright © 2010 AFP. All rights reserved.

Attractive features in Women

2010-08-27T03:27:00.001-07:00

Beauty lies in the eyes of the BEER-holder LOL!

Piggy fight

2010-08-22T03:56:00.000-07:00

Never fight with a pig.
You can’t win.
You both get dirty.
And the Pig loves it.

-Pasquale Capozzi-

Who says Diego Armando Maradona is God?

2010-07-03T10:51:00.000-07:00

he is a superstitious jerk who dont wash his suit since day one for believing it will help his team to win the world cup

Coke up the anus

2010-06-05T16:47:00.000-07:00

LOL!

spiderman out for a a family stroll

2010-03-07T08:30:00.000-08:00

"we hav another round in tesco before i could give back your spiderwebs"

Good thing never last forever on earth

2010-03-05T23:01:00.000-08:00

Singaporean white collar professionals are going though a rough patch in a changing world economy, having to compete for scarce jobs with a mass influx of ‘cheap foreigners’.

A FORMER lecturer in America with a Master’s in music is reportedly working at a job here that pays only S$2,500 (RM6010) a month.

A retrenched sales executive was rejected for a temporary job as administrative assistant at a government hospital because he was “over-qualified”.

In his account to STOMP, the Straits Times online mobile print, the disappointed applicant said: “I sincerely hope that recruiters and companies (can) understand the pain we are going through...

“We are all out to earn a living and to put food on the table for our family.”

Last year, unemployed scientist Cai Mingjie, who has a PhD from Stanford University and a list of research papers, became a cab driver when he failed repeatedly to land another job. He still cruises the streets of Singapore.

In this land of dream jobs for one million foreigners who have flocked here over the past 10 years, such anecdotes – once considered unusual and rare – are becoming more frequent these days.

White-collar professionals are going through a rough patch certainly.

The wider story is that the changing world economy – aggravated by the mass influx of “cheap foreigners” – is rendering local graduates “over-priced” and “over qualified”.

Economic productivity is in continuous decline, and to survive in this expensive city, higher-educated job seekers are reducing their ambitions to settle for lower-level work.

In a way, Singapore is being penalised for its own success. For years, the government has successfully invested in upgrading its citizens.

Since my early teens, I had been repeatedly reminded that my future depended on getting a degree because it was the key to a successful life.

Some of Singapore’s exuberance faded 10 years ago as globalisation spread, and unemployment among the highly-educated began to rise.

Nevertheless, a varsity education remains a prized asset. In this competitive age, even a hotel receptionist requires one.

Everyone is upgrading. It has long become a national buzzword.

Up to half the Singaporeans who already have a diploma are flocking to the universities to improve themselves.

Some 18,000 Singaporeans are studying in foreign universities. The education budget is one of the highest, and of this, about 30% goes to tertiary studies.

The result has been a rapid rise in the quality of the work force.

Today, two out of three workers have a university degree (27%) or a diploma (39%), and the goal is to push it to 89% by 2020.

If you throw a stone in this city, it will more likely than not hit a graduate.

In the industrial era – especially before the global downturn – Singapore’s professionals were virtually guaranteed a job, often a good one, and this contributed to the state’s prosperity.

Today, the majority remains gainfully employed, making up Singapore’s affluent middle class. But the guarantee is long gone.

With the eclipse of manufacturing, many quality jobs were lost, probably for good, and life is getting harder for the PMET (read Professionals, Managers, Executives and Technicians).

The phenomenon is, of course, not unique to Singapore. In America, engineers have become hamburger flippers or insurance salesmen.

The PMET plight here is aggravated by the influx of expatriate graduates from abroad hungry for work for less money.

At the same time, Singapore’s productivity growth is in long-term decline, dragged down by the addition of two million foreigners.

The opposition Workers’ Party leader, Low Thia Khiang, said productivity in the past decade was an average 1% a year – down from 5% in the 1980s and 3% in the 1990s.

By allowing easy access to cheap imported labour, the government was partly to blame for the decline, he said.

The authorities have drawn up long-term plans to lift productivity, starting with higher levies on foreign workers and greater retraining help for locals.

For downgraded Singaporeans, the action means little.

They include some 600 graduates who have applied for a licence to drive a taxi, an increase of 23% over 2003.

“What a waste of talent,” said the Chinese daily Lianhe Wanbao, which noticed that graduate-drivers were also becoming younger.

To government backbencher and trade union leader Halimah Yacob, the idea of retrenched degree holders driving taxis is “unavoidable” at times when growth is slow and jobs hard to come by.

Online news site Temasek Review said, in the past, only highly qualified expats and blue collar workers were permitted to work here.

“In the past few years, foreign PMETs have flooded the Singapore labour market, leading to intense competition with locals for jobs” and forcing down earnings.

Under the headline “Graduates dealt harder jobs blow”, The Straits Times, quoting revised official figures, reported: “Despite signs of a turnaround in the job market, university graduates are no better off. In fact, more of them are without jobs and taking longer to land a job.”

To avoid losing out, some youths are leaving out their post-graduate qualifications when they apply for a job, and it often works.

A blogger notes: “Remember that being ‘over-qualified’ won’t make the house payments; rather it can prove to be a roadblock to winning your desired job.”

The general decline is not lost on Prime Minister Lee Hsien Looong.

In a recent speech, he applauded “resilient Singaporeans” who had willingly taken on “any available jobs to support themselves and their families, and keep the unemployment rate down”.

old age,young heart

2010-03-05T22:08:00.000-08:00

The fat cats deserves a headshot each

you racist prick!!

2010-02-27T19:40:00.000-08:00

e cigar gives no harm

2010-01-02T04:01:00.000-08:00

Finally, smokers can say goodbye to yellow teeth, bad breath, and expensive cigarettes - while enjoying their e-cigarette almost anywhere.

http://www.ecigsadvisor.com/ecigs-review.php?keyword=ablw1

David Carradine and kinky sex acts

2009-06-06T23:26:00.000-07:00

VANCOUVER - Actor David Carradine's death came as a result of a kinky sex act gone horribly wrong, Thai police said Friday.

Officers in Bangkok are saying the famed star of the 70s adventure series Kung Fu perished from auto-erotic asphyxiation.

“There was a rope tied around his neck and another rope tied to his genitals, and the two ropes were tied together and they hung in the closet,” Lieutenant General Worapong Siewpreecha was reported saying in the Times Online. “Under these circumstances we cannot be sure that he committed suicide."

The officer said Carradine and his fellow crew members shooting the film Stretch "“drank beer from morning until evening the day before he was found dead.”

Carradine's death has prompted a Vancouver producer to push back the shooting of the feature film Portland, in which Carradine had a pivotal role. The drama, about how the death of a young man affects those closest to him, was to begin shooting in July in Portland, Oregon and Laguna Beach, Calif.

That date has now been moved back to August or September, as the producers seek to recast an actor for Carradine’s role of a priest who helps the young friends come to grips with their loss.

Erotic asphyxiation involves deliberately cutting off oxygen to the brain for sexual arousal.

It is also called asphyxiophilia, autoerotic asphyxia, scarfing, kotzwarraism, or breath control play, according to Wikipedia, which adds that a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called "a gasper.

Because of its sometimes dangerous outcome, the practice is considered a disorder by psychiatrists.

Oxygen deprivation through auto-erotic asphyxiation was first reported in the 17th century as a treatment for erectile dysfunction and impotence, notes Wikipedia. It usually involves hanging, suffocation with a plastic bag and/or self strangulation.

Between 250 and 1,000 deaths are reported annually from the practice in the United States alone.

© Copyright (c) The Vancouver Sun

Wii for ladies

2009-06-06T06:41:00.000-07:00

wiiiiii!!

xbox e3 beats wiii

2009-06-05T06:57:00.000-07:00

Malaysia PM in waiting linked to death of Mongolian model

2009-03-25T22:19:00.000-07:00

1.Najib Razak and The Ghost of Altantuyaa
www.koreatimes.co.kr, 25 March 2009

2.Scorpene’s Sting: Liberation Publishes Expose re: Malaysia’s Bribery & Murder Scandal
Defense Industry Daily, 24 March 2009

3.'Doomsday pin pulled' on Malaysian politics over Najib Razak
Radio Australia, 25 March 2009

4. Un cadavre très dérangeant
www.liberation.fr, 5 March 2009 (also appears in the print version)

5.Scandals Cloud Succession in Newly Unsure Malaysia
www.nytimes.com, 23 March 2009

6. Arms Deal Linked to death of a Model
www.timesonline.co.uk, 22 March 2009

7. Arms deal scam: Death of model rocks Malaysia
www.timesofindia.indiatimes.com, 23 March 2009

8.Murder of 'Far Eastern Mata Hari' linked to Malaysia's PM-in-waiting
www.theaustraliannews.com.au, 23 March 2009

9.The Altantuya Shaaribuu Case: How and why she was killed
www.nationmultimedia.com (The Nation), 13 March 2009

10.Kepemimpinan Najib Diragukan
www.international.kompas.com, 24 March 2009

11. Malaysia is roiled by a crisis of democracy
www.iht.com (International Herald Tribune), 1 March 2009

Real BAD parenting

2009-03-25T00:25:00.001-07:00

the kid smoke like a hustla.

bitch....

2009-03-24T07:56:00.000-07:00

"F U ugly politicians!!"

LOL

ultra modern art

2009-03-18T10:19:00.000-07:00

this is called ultra modern art!!!

Pighead

2009-03-18T08:07:00.000-07:00

A skinned pig portrays something that need those vimax pills...well whatever your opinion..

Regarding recent Liverpool winning over Manchester Utd

2009-03-16T02:36:00.000-07:00

I watched this match on my satellite tv at home. It was an exciting game but I dont really bother who is winning. But to be honest I really wanted the Red Devils to stumble on the ground and eat the grass. Maybe it is just i grew bored of Manchester Utd to keep winning the cup. But even if Man U win I just dont bother. Well, I dont take any side, really. The game was not significant enough to change the world.. oh yeah maybe for those who gamble it is the turning point whether they will turn broke or become rich. Football is another man made religion specially designed by the "geniuses" to make their beer sell fast and to keep gamblers pumping money into their fat bank account. It is a good distraction as well for us to forget for a while our hefty amount of unpaid bill, rent etc, problem at work, problem with the spouse, the kids and the global issues.

This is a naive view from a footy outsider.

lame post

2009-02-14T07:20:00.000-08:00

I sit with my eyes staring blankly at the computer screen. An advert pops up when I open a new page using mozilla firefox. It suggests people like you and me to use vimax pills because they say it will be beneficial for us. I think it must be very interesting but I have no money to buy it or at least my hard earned will be more beneficial to be used for my next visit to the barber. Or at least to be used to buy me a lunch. Suddenly i feel something. I feel wanna eat.

Punch line

2009-02-14T07:12:00.000-08:00

I just submitted a punch line that may be taken seriously by readers digest editorial to be published as filler. Well i just try my luck. With or without luck i have no loss at all. If i tread on luck then $100 is mine haha
It goes like this

"Why do certain people take LSD pills? They do it just because they are Lonely, Single and Desperate"